Well, It's been a while

I apologize for not uploading a lot lately. I've been having a final a day at school and just want to relax when I get home. Luckily that's over, so I'll return to my usual posting times.
-Max

Last Week of School and Zomb

For some, like myself, this is the last week of school. This Friday is going to be the best day of the year, because I have the free time to be a nerd. One of the things I'll be doing this summer is a thing called Zomb. Zomb was introduced to me on a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 gameplay/commentary. The commentator told his audience that he and his college friends hold Zomb (insert correct ammount of time here). Lots of people go and have a blast. Some players are the survivors and most of them are zombies. The survivors must use Nerf guns (don't know how to type a copy rights symbol) to fend off the zombies. They need to survive a set number of rounds, and the last round has a heli-pad or some indicator of rescue the humans need to get to. I've decided to hold my own form of Zomb this summer, so I'm trying to recruit a whole mess of people to join me. I might even ask my partner in crime if he can come over and join us in killing zombies and/or eating brains. So, what do you have planned for summer? Are you going to make your own Zomb?

Twelve Word Review: Gears of War 2

Gore, shotguns, Epic Games, chainsaw bayonetts, epic mounts, bro-mance, Cole Train.

Wanted Review-ish

A few days ago the movie "Wanted" came on FX. I'd heard good things so I decided to kick back and enjoy. I didn't get the chance to watch the whole movie so this is less of a review and more of an"impressions" video. (BTW Josh I'll make the requested post soon)

So basically the main character, Wesley, is a guy with a dead end life until he's recruited into the Fraternity, an assasin organization that dates back to ancient times. Basically, they use a "magical loom" to find their targets. By reading the threads, they can find out who Fate wants them to kill. The death of that one innocent will affect the world in a positive way directly or indirectly. Thus, the motto: Kill one save a thousand. I guess you can save they're kind of anti-heroes because they murder in cold blood, but only for the greater good. Of course, saving the world would be difficult without some sort of power: Curving bullets.
Yup, besides for superhuman strength, speed, foresight, etc., they get the power to curve bullets. This leads to some pretty awesome action scenes and though the story was decent, that is what kept me watching. The amazing last scenes involve exploding rats, a bullet proof garbage truck, and lots and lots of peanut butter and that's just the beginning. (I'm not joking.)

Overall, I liked the movie so I recommend you watch it. Warning: this film is R for violence, cussing, and a bunch of other crap.

Max out.

NINJA!

So today I got a Wacom Bamboo Fun Pen and Touch (thanks Dad) so I made a little doodle. It only took about 5 minutes but it looked decent so I'll upload it.

(Doing the action of kissing my three middle fingers and reaching out to Max)

I'm truely sorry about the PSN thing if you were on it, Max. You have my epic LULZ.

FREE COMIC DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

WELL TODAY ISN'T FREE, WAIT A SECOND... STUPID caps. Anyway, Saturday was free comic day. You can rant at me and say your D20 roll says I failz, but I say, "No! My D20 roll sayz u should go outside and get exercise!" So, just remember, April 7th is national free comic day.


As a side note, Max can u make a post saying what you are doing for the summer, because I want to know and my parents say if you stay here for the summer, I can stay with you for a bit. Your parent(s) willing, ofcourse 

Twelve Word Review: Glee "Prom Queen"

(I came across my sister watching this and watched 3 mins of it. It sucked. This isnt the review. That's the review)

This eppisode sucks. They sang Friday by Rebecca Black. LULZ!!!!!!!1 EPIC FAILZ!!!!!!!!1

I Love Anagrams

It's true. Rearranging words to make other words just appeals to me. I found a cool website http://www.anagramgenius.com/ that lets you type in any word and it does the work for you. Here are my favorites.

(Coincidence, eh) Clint Eastwood: Old West Action
Liam Neeson: Insane Mole
Captain Kirk and Spock are buddies: Action Packed Skunk Bad Disrepair
Ninja Turtles: Just Internal
Max is the beast: Best Taxi Shame
(I love this one) Gears of War: Raw of Rages
Miley Cyrus: I'm curly, yes
(It's trying to say something) Goddangit, Bieber: Inbred, aged bigot
Justin Bieber sucks: Jesus! Snubbier tick
(This is a little dirty) Angelina Jolie: I join anal glee
Demi Lovato: Void to lame
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Portray battle of frightened hero
Robert Patterson: Rotten brat poser

Last but not least
Nerdify Me: Fiery mend

Apoligies

I apoligize for not labeling my posts. So, the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and this post, the 5th, are mine. If I got the numbers wrong, someone tell me.

Twelve Word Review: Resident Evil 5

Chris and Sheva go to Africa. They find Jill and kill Wesker.

Web Comics

I myself am an interweb frequenter and I just LOVE LOVE LOVE Webcomics. I am actually working on one myself called, you guessed it, Nerdify Me. I am also planning one called Demon Master that I may or may not create. In the meantime, to appease your comical demons, here are my favorite Web Comics.

Ratfist
Created by the same guy behind Earthworm Jim, this webcomic shows his amazing ability to create insane yet endearing characters. Updated on weekdays.

Penny Arcade
Far from unknown, Penny Arcade is a hilarious comic about two nerds and their reactions to the on-goings of the video game industry. Updated every two-three days.

Landwalker Nuzlocke (and this)
This is a fan comic based on a fan comic based on Pokemon. I myself am not a big fan of Pokemon, but this goes far beyond that. It's about the relationship between trainer and beast. The premise is that instead of fainting, Pokemon die. A-ma-zing.  Updated whenever the guy feels like it. (The format of these kinds of comics are that they have to have an ending so I also linked the current one he's working on.)

Hey Rebecca!!!!

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DAILY ROUTINE OR HOW YOU NEED HELP DOING EVERYDAY THINGS JUST LIKE DORA THE FREAKING EXPLORER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hello

Hi, I'm the other half of this co-op blogging adventure. I'll be working on this blog with my other half just about as much as I post on my other blog. So, I wanted to point something out on that first post. You, kind sir, are absolutely right. I won't say any more about it 'cuz I'm gonna playz me sum CoD!!!!!!! J.K. The only words you'll hear nesxt are deadly. Viewer discression advised. This video shows how Auto-Tune can suck on a ring pop, fall down, get dirt all over it, and keep eating the candy. I'll pay for your hospital bill if you are hospitalized after this. please dont kill me