Twelve Word Review: Splinter Cell Conviction

Sam Fisher tries to find his daughter. Stealth moves, gadgets, and conspiracy theories.

I has a job

Yesh I has a job. It is a dog walking job. I get paid $15 a week, so I spent my recent paycheck to get  Portal 2. Sooooooooooooooooo...........................SURPRISE 12 WORD REVIEW!

Spoilers: Wheatley takes over, turns evil, then tries to kill u. Combustible Lemons.

E3

E3 this year was AMAZING! (I didn't actually go but watched the life coverage on G4.)

Microsoft junkies got Halo 4.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/TC2yMKMENdg

Sony junkies got amazing trailers for a slew of new exclusives not to mention amazing trailers for the Vita and Uncharted 3

http://www.youtube.com/embed/aMInoLwQJW4

Both of them got Overstrike, the first multi-platform Insomniac (the guys who made Ratchet and Clank and Resistance) game.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/nPiTienf8iI

That's my personal favorite trailer so far because I love Insomniac, and now Josh can share the love on his Xbox. So what about you? What's your favorite game of the show? (so far)

Getting Back on Track

I have also been off of my blog postin' game lately, so I will talk about stuff. First of all, I want to know how to upload pics and stuff onto my blog. I havn't been in this game for a long time, so I don't know about all of the features. Anyway, I think I should give you a present just because I am nice. It's a poem.

Oh PSN

Oh PSN
Why didn't you get hacked by Ben
I don't know who that is
But I have been mad since then
My cousin was on it and probably my best friend
Better they don't go back, but Microsoft give them redemption and soul a mend.

Well, It's been a while

I apologize for not uploading a lot lately. I've been having a final a day at school and just want to relax when I get home. Luckily that's over, so I'll return to my usual posting times.
-Max

Last Week of School and Zomb

For some, like myself, this is the last week of school. This Friday is going to be the best day of the year, because I have the free time to be a nerd. One of the things I'll be doing this summer is a thing called Zomb. Zomb was introduced to me on a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 gameplay/commentary. The commentator told his audience that he and his college friends hold Zomb (insert correct ammount of time here). Lots of people go and have a blast. Some players are the survivors and most of them are zombies. The survivors must use Nerf guns (don't know how to type a copy rights symbol) to fend off the zombies. They need to survive a set number of rounds, and the last round has a heli-pad or some indicator of rescue the humans need to get to. I've decided to hold my own form of Zomb this summer, so I'm trying to recruit a whole mess of people to join me. I might even ask my partner in crime if he can come over and join us in killing zombies and/or eating brains. So, what do you have planned for summer? Are you going to make your own Zomb?

Twelve Word Review: Gears of War 2

Gore, shotguns, Epic Games, chainsaw bayonetts, epic mounts, bro-mance, Cole Train.